Here you are. It's the big night and you’re finally out on a date with the girl of your dreams. However, did you forget that today is Friday the 13th? Guess what, Slick, a black cat crossed your path on the way to dinner and you broke a mirror in the men’s room.
Superstitions aside, you find yourself in not only a bad situation, but you’re also in one of the worst-case dating scenarios possible. Grab your four-leaf clover and rabbit’s foot because you’re going to need it to get you through this top 10 list of Friday the 13th worst-case dating scenarios.
In the Opinion of Other People
OHEMGEE says:
Some tips would be helpful. We already know how to screw up a date...
Ju Ju Man says:
Been there, done that (on 8 of 10 counts). Best response to abusive dates is to excuse myself for the jon and then heel and toe it out the door for a quick get away leaving the b-tch with the check. As far as getting into fights. Well, it’s always a good thing to have a wine or beer bottle handy for a quick preemptive strike. A blow that breaks a nose and causes lots of blood to flow is always good for a distraction while you beat it pronto (of course leaving your babe holding the bag) Remember, she got you into this rubric, so it’s fair play that she gets herself out. If some shmoe puts the moves on my date in front of me and she accepts (or if she flirts the guy up to make me mad), I just laugh it off and dump her for an even hotter chick.
Broli13 says:
Wtf! Not helpful at all, how about some advice or a way out each? Isn't that why u guys are here. Come on, be more than some crappy FHM online.
HEYA says:
Nice article! I found it quite funny. Keep doing what you're doing.
Congajack says:
WTF? What's your point? If you gave us some solutions to these situations it would have been worth reading. You can do better. I know you can.
Wildbill562 says:
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Made me smile. I can relate to several of them. Having my date start flirting with another guy at the bar - yep. Fortunately, I had only paid for one drink. After treating a girl to dinner and a Boston concert, I get a handshake!! That was the worst. Never again will i spend alot of money on a woman who is not already f*cking me to full satisfaction.
Trey says:
Nope no valuable information here..But geez C'mon ...it was somewhat entertaining. I got a couple laughs...
Robert Thompson says:
I absolutely loved the article,it was totally hilarious. Any guy that does not find the article totally laugh out loud funny is probably mad because one of those scenarios happened to him. Great article.
AVANT says:
You did well getting to number 6, I read to 7 and just shook my head. Honestly one of the most pointless articles I've ever read on here.
CHAOSPHERE says:
I got to number six and then stopped reading. I've also unsubscribed from getting this trash in my mailbox. Reminds me of girl's magazines that have "10 new sex tips" every magazine that are so obvious and dumb. Askmen, you guys literally are fags.
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Things Hated By Men In Bed Must Read
We already gave you, guys, some tips about what women hate in bed, and know it’s about time to talk about things that men hate in bed about female behavior. So, ladies, read this carefully if you don’t want to leave bad impression for a guy when you have sex with him. Of course these things might be helpful not for every single couple, because eveyone of us have different needs and requirements for sex.
1. During sex some women doesn‘t do anything – just lie down and expect to have some pleasure now. That is the worst thing you can do, men hate that. Women should move, despite man is on the top. Women, show your partners that you want to have sex with them as well as he does. If women look like “lying dead” – partner can even get sexual problems, if he cares how to give you pleasure.
2. Almost every woman would agree that she likes to be kissed. Well the same is with men. They also love when women are kissing them, all his body. That drives them crazy. If you want to satisfy your men in bed, kiss him, tease and play with him.
3. Some old fashioned women still think that man has to take all the control in bed while having sex. But that is absolutely wrong. Women also have to take control in bed. Show that you want to have sex now, tell him what he has to do, because now you are the one who is dictating the rules. I can assure your man will be very excited and pleased about such an action. Sometimes they like to be controlled.
4. Be very sensitive to your partner. Women like to have sensitive man next to her, try doing the same to your man. Men’s bodies are really sensitive and women should do their best to make him feel as good as he makes her feel. Ladies, don’t be egoistic.
5. If you want to get pleasure, don’t forget to give it to your partner too. Men sometimes thing that their lady in bed doesn’t care at all what is he feeling, does he like her actions. Women should always remember to ask questions such as “how do you like that?”, “how does that feel?” Let him know that you care what he feels and if he likes that or not. They love to have your attention.
6. Don’t confuse your partner. Some women don’t show their emotions – that means men do not understand weather you like it or not. Don’t feel shy to scream when you feel like screaming from pleasure, breathe a bit harder. Do some noise, because it’s the best way to inform your partner about your feelings at that moment. That would help you too. Your man will know what you like best and you will be rewarded.
7. Do you feel your sexual life is getting a bit boring? Take some action – keep it new. Don’t be shy to surprise your partner with some new sexy outfit. Wear it, dance to him and you will drive him crazy. They love little teasing with sexy clothes and get excited about upcoming sex.
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